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Archive for February, 2008

Knackered.

I only did £21 on Saturday night and I did nothing last night because I was exhausted. I’m hoping a nice, relaxing day will lead to a lucrative night.
I did get to talk to a customer I am dubbing The Make Up Man, who just wants you to describe what you do while you apply [...]

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I’m just winding down after the night shift (self imposed night shift, by the way, I have no set hours but the rates are higher at night). I started around 1am, took an hour and a half break to watch Scream 3 (amusingly bad) and have just finished. I’ve just checked my revenue and it’s [...]

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Back as Chantelle.

I’m finally, FINALLY over my cold so I’ll be logging back on tonight when it hits peak (2am). It’s been a week without weird sexual desires and faking orgasms, and oddly, I’ve almost missed it!

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Sick as a Chantelle.

The reason I’ve had time to do this blog is because I’m currently sick as a woofer and can’t work. Can you imagine how fabulous I’d be right now? “I want you to imagine you’re… *HACKING COUGH, SPIT OUT PHELGM*… you’re… what?”
Sexy.

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Meet my favourite caller. I call him The Great Scot. I’ve spoken to him several times and I love his calls.
There’s a couple of reasons for this. Firstly, the shortest time he’s spent on a call is 45 minutes. I’m always gonna love a guy like that. Secondly, he’s actually a really interesting guy. He [...]

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Things on this call were going pretty normally. The guy wanted me to wear high heeled shoes and walk around in them; I achieved this by grabbing a pair of heels and hitting them on the wall. (As if I’m getting off my comfy bed to walk around for you!). He then asked me if [...]

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A few months ago, I started working as a phone sex chat operator. This is where I tell the stories of what happens on those lines and what I get up to, but I will not be talking sexually here, this is more about the amusing side of the chat operator life!
My name isn’t Chantelle, [...]

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